Another Federal Judge Spanks Masochist Attorney Christian Poland For A 4th Time In A Row. Does The “Super Lawyer” Enjoy Humiliation?

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again. Masochist attorney Christian Poland must enjoy the humiliation of getting spanked by judges. He was spanked again. This time Judge Rosenberg in Florida smacked down Poland’s motion to file a “Supplemental Complaint” against his nemesis MFI-Miami founder Steve Dibert.

What is a “Supplemental Complaint”? Well, it’s sneaky way to fool the court into letting a lawyer file an amended complaint after a deadline. In this case, a fourth amended complaint. Unfortunately for the masochist lawyer, Judge Rosenberg saw right through his deception. She denied it before Dibert or MFI-Miami could even file answer. The same thing happened in his last three motions.

Of course, everyone expected Rosenberg’s ruling. Well, that was except for Poland and his morbidly obese sidekick Ezequiel Romero in Miami.

Masochist Attorney Christian Poland’s History Of Humiliating Judicial Spankings

Spanking #1:

On January 14, 2025, Federal Magistrate Judge Bruce Reinhart was first to give the self-proclaimed biclopic lawyer a swift paddling.

Here’s what happened. Poland had filed a motion on behalf of his client, Romspen Investment Corporation. Poland was seeking sanctions and protective order against MFI-Miami founder Steve Dibert.

The crybaby lawyer was not happy that Dibert filed a bar complaint against him for UPL with the Florida Bar.

Dibert then blasted out a press release about the complaint when the Florida Bar began an investigation. Although, the Florida Bar sided with an earlier ruling from Judge Reinhart. Reinhart ruled that Poland could still participate in the Florida case because his new colleague was based in Florida.

Christian Poland filed the motion because Bar rules prevent lawyers from suing people for filing Bar complaints. Unfortunately for Poland, Judge Reinhart denied idiotic and histrionic motion.

Spanking #2

On October 25, 2024, Poland filed a “Motion for Miscellaneous Relief” in Federal Court in Chicago. Why? Simply to harass MFI-Miami’s lawyers and commit lawfare against MFI-Miami and Dibert and drive up their legal bill. After all, Poland and Romspen know if this goes to trial, Romspen will lose.

In January 2025, Dibert filed a second Bar complaint against Poland. This time on his home turf of Illinois. Dibert alleged that Poland was borderline psychotic and was harassing MFI-Miami’s fantastic female lawyers. Poland spammed and email bombing them with 25 late night emails a day. This led to led to the Illinois Bar launching an investigation into Poland’s conduct.

This led to a ruling from Illinois Federal Magistrate Judge Jeffrey Cole chastising Poland for his behavior. Judge Cole also pointed out the same issues that Dibert mentioned in his complaint to the Illinois Bar. Cole also scolded Poland for repeatedly email bombing MFI-Miami’s former counsel during the Jewish High Holy Days. Poland knew she was out of the office observing the holiday.

Spanking #3

masochist Attorney Christian Poland The mentally unstable lawyer then received a second spanking from Judge Reinhart right before Valentine’s Day.

Here’s what happened. As mentioned above, Judge Reinhart dismissed Poland’s Motion for Sanctions and Protective Order on January 14th. The crybaby lawyer filed a motion for reconsideration along with a histrionic supplemental filing that made absolutely no sense. The only thing Poland only wrote one thing that made sense. He claimed that his involvement in this case was damaging his legal reputation.

Unfortunately for the buffoonish lawyer, that wasn’t enough to persuade Judge Reinhart. As a result, Poland received a third spanking from a federal judge. Is there fourth spanking on the horizon?

Christian Poland is member of the State Bars of California and Illinois. If you wish to file a complaint regarding his conduct, go to these websites:

Masochist Attorney Christian Poland Spanked Again!